I'm An Idea Man

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I can barely tolerate to watch anything having to do with politics anymore, but without getting into a rant about that, let me just quote an...

Yes, this construction company does appear to be called "Erections Guaranteed." Get 'em up. If your dentist's medical deg...

I thought it would be fun to take the descriptions of movies I see on Direct TV and post them to see if people can guess what they are. This...

Come witness this yearly phenomenon at irateads.com .

Did I change, or did Californication? I thought the first two seasons were pretty good. Hank Moody was a flawed, but likable character. His ...

Someone else realized that as an adult they're allowed to buy anything they want. We now have two sets of these at the office: The Shock...

Is that you can buy whatever you want and no one can stop you. For some reason we were having a discussion about ants at work and I realized...

"Delonte West was carrying three loaded guns on a three-wheeled motorcycle when he was pulled over and arrested on Thursday night. He h...

I couldn't have said it better myself.

It's awful, yet somehow still beautiful.

I don't blog anymore. Much of my creative spirit has been bled dry to the point where I just try to get through the day now. In an atte...

It's no secret that I love Dr. Pepper. So today when someone suggested that Diet Dr. Pepper is the best remake of a regular, I was inte...

1. If future you came back and told present you, right now, that you had to quit your job and never work in the same industry again, and yo...

Last night, I got a text from a number I don't recognize. This is the exchange that took place. I had to stop myself from asking more. ...

Based on a conversation I had at work last week.

I don't know if I ever posted this, but this is one of my favorite jokes.

We recently found a place near our office that has $.99 draft beer. Now, if you still live in Michigan or any other place aside from NYC, y...

Recently, via a friend's gmail status, I found a website ( xtranormal.com ) that allows you to make short animated films by merely typin...

This is an e-mail I got today regarding a script I wrote: Subject: question Body: Is carnie a negative term? Everyone loves the manifesto b...