The odd news section on Yahoo.com never fails to turn up a winner. For instance, yesterday I read about this:
A Half Moon Bay man was sentenced Friday to five months in the San Mateo County jail for gunning down an ostrich after the flightless bird pummeled him and a friend in front of a group of women as they trespassed on a coastal ranch.
The killing of Gaylord, one of several ostriches on the ranch that were a popular attraction in the seaside community, has traumatized the owners and left them bereft of a $5,000 pet, Superior Court Judge John Grandsaert said at sentencing in a Redwood City courtroom.
"Everybody likes to go see the ostriches," Grandsaert said. "You went and decided to kill them."
First, the judge generalizes that "everybody" likes to go see the ostriches. That may or may not be true, although I bet some people do not like that. Then he continues--in good English, I might add--to add that the defendants "went and decided to kill them." Hold on judge. They only killed one ostrich; the ostrich that had attacked them.
The main problem in this is the uneven distribution of justice on the parts of all involved. First, that ostrich should not have kicked those men in front of their girls. It's just common sense. You don't go humiliating a couple of drunk guys trying to score with some ladies. I mean, can't a couple of guys get drunk on Halloween and trespass on an ostrich farm anymore?
OSTRICH JUSTICE > HUMAN OFFENSE
Feeling wronged and humiliated, the two men then sought to dish out some justice of their own. Granted, revenge is a great and necessary part of our society, but a few kicks does not give you the right to gun down the assailant.
How can you look at that sweet face and shoot it with a shotgun? And a rifle. Seven times. The two men made an example of Gaylord and it's likely that the rest of those flightless birds will think twice before kicking drunk trespassers again. Nonetheless,
HUMAN JUSTICE > OSTRICH OFFENSE
And then in the final act of inequity, the judge dished out a seemingly light sentence for this cold-blooded revenge killing. If they had killed a dog you can bet they'd have received a heavier sentence. Isn't the life of an ostrich worth more than that of a dog? An ostrich is taller. And more rare. They can also live to be up to 75 years old. That makes them about 6-7 times as valuable as dogs.
JUDGE JUSTICE < HUMAN OFFENSE
The good news is that the ostrich farm has gotten tons of publicity and this tragedy has reminded people of how much they like to go see the ostriches.
Here's the news.
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That's an emu.
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