Health Care.

I can barely tolerate to watch anything having to do with politics anymore, but without getting into a rant about that, let me just quote an objection to health care reform from Eric Cantor, (R) Virginia:

"[Our objection] does have to do with our fear that if you say that Washington can be the one to define essential health benefits, there may be a problem with that...if we assume that Washington could do that, could really take the place of every American and decide what is most essential--what would be the consequence?"

What would be the consequence?! You mean, what would be the consequence of letting our elected officials decide what is best for our nation? What would be the consequence of letting our government work the way it was designed to work? Isn't that what we elect our government for? To take the place of every American and decide on our behalf what is best for the nation? Seems to me the consequence would be that we'd have what we were supposed to have in the first place. Government actually representing the people.

Arg. We should dismiss our elected officials and start over. If you've ever served as a politician, you're out. I don't know that there's any way that a majority of our political system is not run by people trying to keep their job, play on irrational fears, or soak up lobbyist campaign donations. Lord knows if I was trying to keep my job, I'd be doing the same things.

IPHONE PICTURE PAGE. VOLUME 2.

Yes, this construction company does appear to be called "Erections Guaranteed." Get 'em up.


If your dentist's medical degree looks like this, it might be time to look for a new dentist.


I am the toilet master.


That's so fly.


I call this one "dickheads on crowded trains who think their bag deserves a seat."


This was my company's solution to our swine flu epidemic.


Seriously, if you want to go to college, and the way you choose to do so is to go to a website called www.DesireCollege.com, because some girl in jammies is telling you to, you should just keep your job at the gas station and save your money.


This was an ad someone at work brought in because their daughter had decorated it. I don't want to spoil it for you, but in case the image is too small, the copy now reads: I am the toilet master. I have a master toilet. I know good looks can be deceiving good looks can be more than deceiving. that's right, and we got 'em. I know we're paving a way to do potty it a smooth ride. Then there is someone taking a shit on a toilet in front of the Jeep, and they're shouting "I died!" which makes sense, since it looks like their ass has turned into a jagged bone-filled explosion from their shit. Somone else is taking a dump to the left, but they appear to be fine.


They actually make this, and someone uses it.


Amount people hate gumball colors:
Most = Orange
Second Most = White
Third Most = Yellow


People really will buy any piece of shit greeting card.

DirecTV Movie Description Quiz Game

I thought it would be fun to take the descriptions of movies I see on Direct TV and post them to see if people can guess what they are. This is the one that sparked led me to this:

A muscleman helps a swordwoman recover a talisman from a bad queen.

See if you can guess, then click on it for the answer.

Super Bowl Ad Ratings Have Begun

Come witness this yearly phenomenon at irateads.com.