Showing posts with label barak obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label barak obama. Show all posts
2.21.2008
VIVA OBAMA!
This has been floating around today, so I went to check it out. What an uplifting tribute to Obama. I think. See, I can't understand the words, which would have been solved by the subtitles--had the subtitles not also been in Spanish. Maybe it's just me, but I think if you speak Spanish, you'd understand the words. Is the deaf Spanish YouTube audience so large that this was necessary?
Or is the whole video a plant by the Republican party? Maybe the words actually say things like, "Viva Obama! He'll build a wall between Mexico and the United States. Viva Obama! He'll deport you and all of your illegal immigrant friends. Viva Obama! He'll put your children to work in factories." I don't think they're saying that, but they could be. Dirty Republican politicians.
Thanks to Paige for the factory line.
2.14.2008
BREAKING NEWS
UNKNOWN CANADIAN FIDDLER ENDORSES OBAMA
Carnegie Hall, New York -- Last night at a benefit concert to raise awareness about Tibet, one of the performers, a Canadian fiddler, came out with his endorsement of Barak Obama for president. It's unknown how this will affect the fiddler vote in states across the south and central US, a hotbed of fiddling. While fiddlers in those areas love fiddling and fiddlers, they also hate Canada and Mexico; so an endorsement from north of the border might not have the same kind of impact as the Kennedy endorsement.
In related news, at least one member of the audience was disappointed when he discovered that a fiddle was really just like a violin and that it could actually be used to play slow, boring, sad songs as well as the traditional upbeat fiddle fodder.
And rainbows everywhere got a little brighter when, at one point, the fiddle and the harp were being played on the same stage at the same time. It's rumored that the fiddler's bow was actually made from unicorn tail hair.
Carnegie Hall, New York -- Last night at a benefit concert to raise awareness about Tibet, one of the performers, a Canadian fiddler, came out with his endorsement of Barak Obama for president. It's unknown how this will affect the fiddler vote in states across the south and central US, a hotbed of fiddling. While fiddlers in those areas love fiddling and fiddlers, they also hate Canada and Mexico; so an endorsement from north of the border might not have the same kind of impact as the Kennedy endorsement.
In related news, at least one member of the audience was disappointed when he discovered that a fiddle was really just like a violin and that it could actually be used to play slow, boring, sad songs as well as the traditional upbeat fiddle fodder.
And rainbows everywhere got a little brighter when, at one point, the fiddle and the harp were being played on the same stage at the same time. It's rumored that the fiddler's bow was actually made from unicorn tail hair.
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