Yes, this construction company does appear to be called "Erections Guaranteed." Get 'em up.
If your dentist's medical degree looks like this, it might be time to look for a new dentist.
I am the toilet master.
That's so fly.
I call this one "dickheads on crowded trains who think their bag deserves a seat."
This was my company's solution to our swine flu epidemic.
Seriously, if you want to go to college, and the way you choose to do so is to go to a website called www.DesireCollege.com, because some girl in jammies is telling you to, you should just keep your job at the gas station and save your money.
This was an ad someone at work brought in because their daughter had decorated it. I don't want to spoil it for you, but in case the image is too small, the copy now reads: I am the toilet master. I have a master toilet. I know good looks can be deceiving good looks can be more than deceiving. that's right, and we got 'em. I know we're paving a way to do potty it a smooth ride. Then there is someone taking a shit on a toilet in front of the Jeep, and they're shouting "I died!" which makes sense, since it looks like their ass has turned into a jagged bone-filled explosion from their shit. Somone else is taking a dump to the left, but they appear to be fine.
They actually make this, and someone uses it.
Amount people hate gumball colors:
Most = Orange
Second Most = White
Third Most = Yellow
People really will buy any piece of shit greeting card.
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