Another Quality Adult Purchase

Someone else realized that as an adult they're allowed to buy anything they want. We now have two sets of these at the office:



The Shocking Duel. This is a game that electrocutes you. Each level features shocks of increasing lengths. As you move up levels, the shocks get stronger and stronger until someone lets go. According to the box, "The first person to let go of the shock handles is the wimp!"

I played it. At first it feels sort of nice, like a little vibrating massage. At the final level, it feels like you're holding a hand full of stinging bees. I was pretty sure I wouldn't ever let go, but I had to. I think I can smell myself burning from the inside. I was the wimp.