McAnnoying.

If I had to guess where it started, I’d say Grey’s Anatomy; this horrible new way of talking that many girls seem to think is clever and witty. Yes, I’m referring to the practice of adding “Mc” to a word and using it as if it were someone’s last name. The television writers who affectionately had female doctors refer to Patrick Dempsey as “McDreamy” have inspired a nation of wanna-be jokester ladies to start quipping that they or their friends are McSomething-or-other. Drinky McDrunk. Shoppy McShopShop. And so on. Well, ladies, you’re being Annoying McIdiots by continuing this trait and it makes me want to McPunch you in the face. Leave the “Mc” where it belongs, with nuggets and other McDonald’s creations. It’s delicious there.