6.11.2008

THE ULTIMATE MAN COMPETITION WEEKEND THAT IS ALSO A BACHELOR PARTY FOR JON.

So I've taken a long time off. Mostly due to laziness, partially due to spending time working on irateads.com, partially due to other events in life. So here, to kick off what could be another period of active blogging, is a video I cut together with highlights of a recent weekend trip to Michigan.



Events included:

Manathalon
Start with five pushups, sprint 25 yards, slam a beer, sprint 25 yards, pick up a hatchet, while running, throw the hatchet at a stack of wood (time off your score for sticking it in the wood), sprint to finish line.
Winner: Me

Shooting & Shots
Five cans sit on steps of a ladder, with an air rifle, shoot the cans off of the ladder. You must take a shot of beer before every shot you take. Judged on accuracy.
Winner: Me

Tire Throw
Throw a car tire as far as you can.
Winner: Not me, Jamie possibly.

One Man Canoe Race
Chug a beer, get in canoe, race to the other side of a river, touch a log with your oar, row back.
Winner: Me.

Axe Throw
Throw an axe at a tree from different distances. If the axe sticks you get points, based on how far you are from the tree.

Other Games:

Poker Tournament
Pool Tournament
Hot Dog Eating Contest
Getting the drunkest contest
Various points awarded for other man-like things, such as hitting a bird with your car

Planned Games That Never Got Finished Due To Time & Drunk:

100yd Dash Dragging Log
Wood Chopping
Hole Digging
Fishing

Overall winner: Me. Although I kept score. If you ain't cheatin, you ain't tryin.

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