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It just goes to show you, don't fuck a dragon.
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I disagree.
If you have seen, 'Reign of Fire' starring a bald Matthew McConaughey, you would know that the fire is actually the chemical reaction of 2 chemicals secreted by glands in the mouth.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0253556/
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