HOW TO MAKE FAT KIDS NOT FUNNY.

Fat Kid Successfully Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt On

I've had several people send me this link, and you know what? Not funny. Sorry. How you manage to take an idea involving a fat kid and have it fall so absolutely flat is beyond me, but it did. Show me a fat kid eating a giant ice cream sundae, or trying to fit the most possible m&m's into his mouth, that's funny. Mock news reports featuring dickhead reporters taking jabs at a soft spoken kid, not funny.

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Also, I think I'm getting the hang of blogging. Just write every thought in your head here. Awesome.