TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP.

The "porn" craze that's sweeping the nation. What is it? Some sort of terrible video that will make you scream, gag, flinch, vomit and possibly ruin you. From what I gather, it has something to do with two girls, one cup, mouths, some puke and some shit.

Here is my friend Enveris watching it:



And here are The Roots:



While I'm tempted to watch it, I'm also afraid. As my new roommate so aptly put it, "some things you can't unwatch." What if I watch it and it ruins women for me? Every time I see a woman, all I can think of is girls puking in one another's mouths and eating shit? I don't want that. Or even worse, what if I watch it and I like it? And from then on, to get aroused, I need to see a girl eating a big log and washing it down with a 32 oz. big gulp of puke?

No, I'm not going to watch it.