ATTENTION SAD PEOPLE.

I have recently discovered the cure for depression. It comes in the form of a tv commercial's jingle. Whenever you're sad, simply start singing the Toys'R'Us theme song.

I don't want to grow up,
I'm a Toys'R'Us kid.
There's a million toys at Toys'R'Us that I can play with.
From bikes to trains to video games,
it's the biggest toy store there is.
I don't wanna grow up,
cause baby if I did
I couldn't be a Toys'R'Us kid.

Now try singing that and thinking about all those toys and being sad. Impossible.