SHUT YOUR CAR ALARM MOUTH.

All day long, I've been sitting or laying in my room, trying to relax in the cool fall breeze and read a book. But every fifteen minutes, for some unknown reason, a car alarm is going off. It starts with a series of three fast beeps, waits a few seconds, repeats the beeps, waits again, and then launches into full on alarm mode.

BEEP BEEP BEEP, WOOP WOOP WOOP, AROOGA AROOOGA, BEEP BEEP BEEP, EEEEEEE AAWWWWW EEEEEEE AAWWWWW, WOOOOO WOOOOO, BEEP BEEP BEEP.

Shut up! Shut the fuck up! No one hit you. No one is breaking into you. I'm sitting here watching the street and nothing is causing this alarm to go off. But something will. Pretty soon, I am going to go to the hardware store, purchase a cinderblock, carry it back and throw it through the windshield of the offending Ford Explorer. Then it will have something to cry about.