NBA ALL STAR GREATNESS.

First, someone must have been reading my blog. Because in the Dunk Contest there were two dunks that I feel were taken from my list of ideas. The first is perhaps one of the greatest dunk ideas ever:



Gerald Green puts a cupcake with a lit candle on the rim, and while in mid-air dunking, he BLOWS IT OUT! Now, that's not exactly eating a donut while in the air, but it is a dunk involving a pastry, so I'm going to count it as my idea.

And second, Dwight Howard actually wears a cape! Maybe he read my suggestion to Brent Petway (who won the D-League Dunk Contest, btw).



Brilliant. This year the Dunk Contest was reborn as a premier event. I think people have been getting a little bored, wondering what new Dunks kids could come up with, but this year guys went all out. Athletic ability + creativity = fun.

The second greatest discovery of All Star weekend came during the 3-point contest, when at one point Reggie Miller referred to a spot on the court as "the titty." Seldom have you heard the word "titty" used on national television, despite it being one of the greatest words in the english language.



Kenny and Charles saw an opening and picked right up on the titty talk. We can only hope that this leads to titty being incorporated into sportscasters' normal terminology, much as the term "trickeration" stubbornly became commonplace after that awful woman announcer used it in a game a few years back.

You gotta get to the titty.

The titty, that's the sweet spot.

Yeah, that guy loves the titty.

Sometimes, when you're at the titty, you just get a feel.

You can't leave him alone at the titty, you know he's gonna hit that.

And so on and so forth.